07/12/2000 3.03.57

this is kinda collection of smileys found all around the net. i am putting here just for finding them easily :)

!
particle man gets a bright idea

!-(
black eye

!-|
cylon-centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back-and-forth; popeye

!.'v
flat top (profile)

!:-|
apache

!|:-( )
being brained by a baseball bat

!8-)
nerd with combed hair

!o'v
flat top (profile); dealer in vegas

«:¦
citroen-smiley

#
bouncy with a fancy hairdo

#!^~/
kissing and wears shades (profile)

#(,'%/)
slept too long on one side and didn't have time to wash hair

#(:
left-handed user wearing a goatee; left-handed user has a really bad tie on

#-)
holzbrett-smiley: verfasser hat gerade ein brett vorm kopf; verfasser hat die ganze nacht gefeiert

#-)
partied all night; lt. laforge; zombie

#-|
dazed and confused

#/\/:)
smiley with cantilevered toupe'

#:)
hair (matted)

#:-)
everything you know is wrong; hair in a mess; user has a crewcut; smilie with a fur hat; happy with hair

#:-)
hair (matted)

#:-o
oh, nooooooo! (a la mr. bill); "jesus built my hotrod" ; smiley done by someone with matted hair; mr. bill

#:-o
same as previous

#:o+=
betty boop

#:o\:o/:o\:o/:o||
totem pole

#8()
crow t. robot (from mst3k)

#B<>
duck, with a spike haircut & ray-bans, quacking.

$$
for academic jobs

$$$
for industrial jobs

$$$
money

$$$$
for people starting up their own company

$(:-|
soldier (dog-soldier)

$-)
yuppie smiley; alex p. keaton (from family ties); won big at las vegas; won the lottery

$->
happily excited or with greedy selfish tone

$:-$
stockbroker

$:-) : 8-
gigolo

$:-) : 8-
prostitute (male)

$:-} 8 *
prostitute

$:-} B >
prostitute (female)

%
for bike accidents

%
particle man looking in the mirror

%')
after drinking a fifth for lunch

%)
artistic face; here's a racing yacht; cross-eyed

%*%==
bouncy in a tree

%*@:-(
hung over

%*}
very drunk

%+\
messed up / spaced out / effected / scrambled / out-to-lunch

%+{
from the loser of a fight; lost a fight

%-(
confusion

%-(
practical joker who played one too many and got; beat up; broken glasses

%-(|)
laughing out loud

%-(I)
laughing out loud

%-)
cross-eyed; elephant man; after staring at the terminal for 36 hours; broken glasses; drunk with laughter; long bangs; someone slightly stunned and smiling

%-)
verwirrter smiley: kapiert nicht alles

%-<I>
drunk with laughter

%-\
hungover

%-^
pablo picasso; painted by picasso

%-{
sad variation

%-|
been working all night; i've been on the computer all night

%-}
humor variation

%-~
pablo picasso; painted by picasso

%-6
braindead

%\/
angry smiley

%\v
pablo picasso; painted by picasso

%^)
goofy grin or smile (profile)

%~v
god i hate line noise!

%6
brain dead

%87)
cartoon character happy he has his curly hair

&
duck

& >^\\\<|
big fish going after little ones

&-|
tearful

&-l
that made me cry

&.(..
crying

&:-)
hair (curly); guinan; wig ii; marie-luise marian

&:-)>
narn from babylon 5

&:-?
elvis presley

&:-]
overly handsome self-portrait of the uploader with square jaw

&:-]
overly handsome self-portrait of the uploader with square jaw (old)

&:-o-8-<
betty boop

&:;
elvis presley

&;
butterfly playing in yarn

&;-P
suave guy on the make, who keeps advertising...just in case

&8-]
overly handsome self-portrait of the uploader with square jaw (new)

&B-]}<////>
another corporate-type with aviator glasses, wavy hair & tie

'!
grim (profile)

'"
pursing lips (profile)

',:@ )
dog; harold the not-pig

'-'--<3
chibiusa's time key from bishoujo senshi sailor moon

'-)
user only has a left eye, which is closed; wink; one-eyed man

'-=,o
dead child

':-)
accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning; one eyebrow

':-)
augenbrauen-1-sm.: rechte augenbraue ist abrasiert worden

':/
raised eyebrow, not funny

';/
been clobbered (for crashes/reboots)

'==>x\9
dead girl

'==xx\0
dead guy

'\
frowning (profile)

'_`
smiley (sideways)

'~;E
unspecified 4-legged critter

'J
smiling (profile)

'o`
smiley (sideways)

'Oqqqqqqqqqqqqo-
centipede

'P
sticking tongue out (profile)

'r
sticking tongue out (profile)

'T
keeping a straight face (profile)

'U
yawning (profile)

'V
shouting (profile)

'v
talking (profile)

'w
speaking with forked tongue (profile)

'Y
whistling (profile)

(
unhappy cheshire cat

( ((x)(x)) )
oh my god they killed kenny!

( + )( + )
fake silicone breasts

( - )( - )
flat against the shower door breasts

( :'o(
sad bill clinton

( :o)
happy bill clinton

( :o)-
bill clinton enjoying a cigar

( :o|
serious bill clinton

( :oF
bill clinton enjoying some french fries

( :op
exhausted bill clinton

( ^ )( ^ )
cold breasts

( 8 )
cyclops

( 8^(l)
simpson, homer

( 8o)
bill clinton checking out the new sexy interns; bill clinton jogging past a mcdonalds

( o ) ( o )
user has big hooters

( o Y o )
big boobs; playboy model breasts

(!)
reference to non-vanderbilt sec football; a tight ass

("_")
punk rocker

(##]
hockey player

(#)---==
badminton racket

(#-[
marine

(#.#)
zombie

($)
speculation on why vanderbilt is in the sec

($)($)
jenny mccarthy's breasts

($_$)
user is being greedy (sideways); yuppie

(%)(o)
extra nipple breasts

(%_%)
acne

('.`)
sad

('n`)
pouting

('v')
smiley

(((Y)))
very fat lady

((: =)X
charlie chaplin

((:- =)X
charlie chaplin

((cc--
fractal geometrist

((Y))
fat lady

()
reference to football

())=(
user is drinking wine

())CRAYOLA()>
crayon

(*)(*)
high nipple breasts

(*)--(*)
besbin twin cloud car (star wars, seen from front)

(*): |
cyclops

(*): I
cyclops

(*,*)
tongue out

(*^_^*)
shy! (japanese style

(*_*)
user is in love (sideways)

(*_*}
chewing tobacco

(,'%/)
slept too long on one side

(-)
user needing a haircut

(-)
user needs a haircut

(---->
umbrella

(-.-)Zzz...
sleeping (sideways)

(-:
smiley for left-handers

(-:
user is left-handed

(-:
user is left-handed; australian; don ellis from tektronix; left-handed

(-:-)
siamesischer smiley: siamesische zwillinge

(-::-)
siamese twins; putting heads together

(-:|:-)
siamese twins

(-:|:-)
siamese twins

(-@-)
heavy lipstick

(-_-)
secret smile

(-_-)
secret smile; user is happy (sideways)

(-_o)
wink

(-|-)
terrok nor (ds9)

(-|---( : - )
the pope

(-E:
wearing bifocals

(-o-)
imperial tie fighter ("star wars")

(-oo-)
baboon; tie bomber (star wars, seen from front)

(-y-)
beard

(.)(.)
ms-dos; user has big boobs

(.)_(.)
eyes looking down

(..(Y)..)
more fat isn`t possible

(./\.)
saggy boobs

(/)(o)
scratched breasts (ouch)

(:
smile

(: (=|
ghost costume

(: (=|
wearing a ghost costume (mini whole body)

(: )
balaclava

(: )t
bankrobber; terrorist

(:)-)
scuba diver

(:)-)
scuba diver; likes to scuba dive; scuba diving

(:)-[
luftballon

(:+)
big nose

(:-
unsmiley frowning

(:-#
i am smiling and i have braces (watch out for the glare!); said something he shouldn't have

(:-$
message indicating person is ill...

(:-$
message indicating person is ill; ill; ill-informed about the renaissance

(:-&
message indicating person is angry...

(:-&
message indicating person is angry; rosicrucian; angry

(:-(
message indicating person is very sad...

(:-(
message indicating person is very sad; unsmiley frowning; very unhappy smiley; the saddest smiley; sting; frowning

(:-)
bicycle helmets; captain picard ; big-face; i never sang for my grandfather; no hair; surprised; bald; skull cap; soldier

(:-)
captain picard

(:-) : -8
user is male and on the make

(:-) : ==8
male on the make

(:-) : 8-
male

(:-) : 8-
user is male

(:-) : 8===
john holmes

(:-) : 8===
user is john holmes

(:-) ?
user has had a sex-change

(:-) ?
user is having a sex change

(:-)"
soldier with medals / officer

(:-))-|-<
ever thought how smiley's body looks like?

(:-)>+
monk

(:-)}
user is bald and bearded

(:-*
kissing

(:-...
heart-breaking message...

(:-...
heart-breaking message; heart-broken

(:->)
really posh

(:-[ : 8-
user is a male sadist

(:-\
very sad

(:-]
simpson, homer

(:-{~
bearded

(:-|
captain jean luc picard; soldier

(:-|K-
formal message

(:-|K-
formal message; formally attired; a suit and tie

(:-~I
egg-head user with a cold

(:-D
blabber mouth

(:-H
user is football player

(:-I
egghead

(:-O ==>
user is rush limbaugh (note loud tie)

(:/] > 8-
user is a male masochist

(:<)
message concerning blabber mouths

(:<)
message concerning blabber mouths; rastafari; blabber mouth

(:<>
duck

(:=
beaver; skull

(:=)
two noses

(:=<
stormtrooper (star wars)

(:=FE)
man sticking out tongue

(:>
smiling

(:>-<
message from a thief: hands up!

(:>-<
message from a thief: hands up! (mini whole body)

(:>}
man with pointy chin

(:[
smiley worm (or ant)

(:\/
i'm a duck

(:^(
message concerning people with broken noses

(:^(
message concerning people with broken noses; jack nicholson in chinatown; broken nose

(:¬«)
moustache-doubt

(:0)
baby with first two teeth

(:I
egghead

(:I
egghead; user is an egghead

(:O:)
handiplus

(;.;)/~
user is waving goodbye (sideways, japanese style)

(<>..<>)
alien grey

(=(:->*
uncle sam

(==)
kosh from babylon 5; cotton reel

(=_=)~
user is sleepy (sideways, japanese style)

(>'.'<)
cat

(>:^F)
user is count dracula

(><)
anally retentive

(>_<)
user is furious (sideways); user is hurt (japanese style)

(?:?)
undecided

(@ @)
you're kidding!

(@)(@)
big nipple breasts

(@.@)
surprised

(@_@)
stunned; grin

(@g@)
drool

(@u@)
laugh

([(
robocop

(\):-)
turbine

(]:-)
happy in soldier hat or gung ho

(]====[)
dumb-bell

(^#^)
mustache

(^*^)
pig

(^-^)
smile

(^.^)
smiley

(^.^)/
user is waving hello (sideways, japanese style)

(^.`')
elvis presley

(^=^)
lips sealed

(^>&)
tongue in cheek

(^^)y-~~~
smoking (sideways)

(^_^)
ear to ear smile; asian smiley

(^|^)
smiley

(^o)(o)
zit on your breast

(^o^)
user is joyously singing (sideways)

(^v^)
smiley

(^y^)
goatee

(_+_)
boinker (never stand behind one)

(_<>_)
ass ready for action; buttcake

(_@_)
buck ass

(_^?_)
neat shaven ass

(__TNT__)~
tnt

(_|_)
ass

(_8^(|)
simpson, homer

(_o_)
kowtowing (bowing) person (japanese symbol); an ass that's been around; this ass costs you a lot less

(`.')
angry

(`o')
screaming

(|)
e-moon; you are being mooned

(|-(
user is "good grief!" ; user is charlie brown

(|-| F
robocop

(|-| F
user is robocop

(|:-#
american footballer

(|:-)
helmet

(}-8]
left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones

(~)3
beer

(~:-|
gorbatschow

(~v~)
smiley (sideways)

(÷)))))
chrysalis

(÷)_¦¯(÷)
jack

(0)
female

(00)
mooning you

(1+1=2)
smart ass

(2+2=3)
dumb ass

(8 )
the invisible man

(8)
yo mamma's ass

(8*<
egg-head-swimmer-drunk-mad user

(8-( : -8
masked rapist

(8-( : -8
user is a masked rapist

(8-)
simpson, homer; wearing glasses; owl; swimmer

(8-{)}
glasses, moustache and a beard

(8-}
percy dovetonsils

(8-I
roman herzog

(8-o
gaffer-smiley: wow-ausruf des texters

(8-o
it's mr. bill!

(8-O)
helmut kohl

(8<|
darth vader

(8=X
user is death (mr. death to you) (skull & x bones)

(8x)
bobbit`s wife

(B-I=
modern art critic

(B:o#
egg-head user with sunglasses on head and wearing braces

(B^|
secret agent

(Bo/
egg-head-skeptical user using glasses

(Bow
egg-head user using glasses and speaking with forked tongue

(c:
smiley with big nose, seen from left

(c:)
bald smiley with big nose, seen from left

(c8)
bald man with a big nose

(D)
welder

(D:-]
user is a general

(g_g)
user is sleepy

(H f
robocop in a hydraulic press

(I
asleep

(o ) (o )
headlights

(o)
tie interceptor

(o)(O)
lopsided breasts

(o)(o)
user has big boobs; surprise; perfect breasts

(O)----
trackball

(O)-<-<
astronaut

(O)|
deep sea diver

(O-)
cyclops

(O--<
fishy

(O--<
fishy message...; user suspects something fishy is going on

(o:-)
sinclair from babylon 5 ("hole in your mind")

(o_)~
baseball cap

(o_o)
shocked; smile

(o|o)
ultraman (japanese symbol)

(oj
smiley scuba diver with snorkel

(ojo)
smoking

(oLo)
smoking pipe

(OO)
user is mooning you (sideways)

(OvO)
user is an owl (sideways)

(oYo)
wonder bra breasts

(p)(p)
hanging tassels breasts

(P-|
user is a borg

(Q)(O)
pierced breasts

(u_u)
user is sleeping (sideways)

(V)=|
pacman champion

(x(Y))
x weighted lady (in kg)

(x)
gay

(x)
reference to vanderbilt football

(x_x)
user is dead (sideways)

(X0||)
double hamburger with lettuce and tomato

(y)
pubis

(Y)oYo(Y)
barutan, a monster from "ultraman" (japanese symbol)

(Z(:^P
user is napoleon

)
cheshire cat

)
cheshire smilie

)
user is the cheshire cat

) ; (
male torso with erection

) Smile 8 ) Glasses <
feeling surprised or really stupid (quack, quack)

)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(
border

))))8>o
don king

)*(
user is an asshole (sideways)

)-:
bass-ackwards smiley.; left-handed frowning smiley.

)-::-(
married

)-:|<*
sanity clause

)-:|<*
sanity clause

):-(
unsmiley big-face; nordic smiley

):-)
smiley big-face; impish smiley

):-) :-) :-)
loud guffaw

):8
longhorn

)|-[
tired and grumpy and very unhappy.

)8-)
scuba smiley big-face

)X->
devil

*
kiss

*
particle man discovers the pool is empty

*!#*!^*&:-)
schizophrenic

*!#*!^*&~ >:-(
user is very angry after losing hours of work

*!#^!*,-{\
schizophrenic-one-winking-eye-only-undecided user ; using a mustache

*!#^!*:-)
schizophrenic user smiling

*!#^!*:@)
pig-nose-schizophrenic

*!#^!*:@[
pig-nose-schizoprenic-vampire

*!#^!*|o#
schizophrenic user wearing braces

*!#^!*|oO
schizophrenic-big-mouth user snoring

*!#^!*0-v~
schizophrenic-cyclops user speaking and drooling

*#*!^*&:-)
schizophrenic

*%)
punk after the big booze.

*(
crazy user frowning

*(:-|
military officer

*(^-^)*
sailor moon from bishoujo senshi sailor moon

*(H-)
user is a downhill skier

*)
mutant smiley; here's thor hi-y'all.

*):-)
muslim

*):||
muslim woman

**
for winter sports generally

***
caterpillar

******:-)
simpson, maggie

****:-)
simpson, maggie

**-(
too many shocks

**:-)
counsellor troi

**:-)
counsellor troi

*-
bouncy with a tie

*- # + .
bouncy family: father, mother, teenage son, and baby

*-(
cyclops got poked in the eye; cyclops after meeting odysseus

*-)
shot dead; user was shot for the last posting; cross-eyed smiley

*-)
zyklop-smiley

*-=|8-D
user is a clown

*.-)
one-eye-only user smiling

*.| /
indian (india)

*.|...
india

*/:-)
tam o'shanter

*:*
message about fuzzy things

*:*
message about fuzzy things; fuzzy

*:**
message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches

*:**
message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches; fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache

*:-))
clown

*:-{Q
user using a mustache and smoking

*:-} : 8-
user is a gay male

*:-} : 8-
user is a gay male (fem)

*:-} 8 *
user is female

*:-} 8 8-
user is a transvestite

*:-} 8 8-
user is a transvestite

*:-} 8 O
user is female and on the make

*:|)
bimbo (no offense!)

*:o)
crusty-clown-sm.: crusty-the-clown smiley

*:o)
it's bozo the clown!; user is a bozo; clown

*:O)
user is bozo the clown

*;*
butterfly with turbo propellors

*;-~i
lady replying to the guy by closing both eyes & puffing ; nonchalantly on her cigarette

*;-~i
lady replying to the guy by closing both eyes & puffing nonchalantly on her cigarette.

*;-o
joel robinson (from mst3k)

*<( :-)}}}}
santa

*<(:-)
santa claus

*<(;')
frosty the snowman

*<.'v
wearing snow cap (profile)

*<:-)
santa claus; wearing a santa claus hat; smiley with hat and pompom (cold weather smiley)

*<:-)
sm. mit pudelmuetze: skifahrer smiley bzw. nikolaus smiley

*<:-)>
santa claus

*<:{
user using a mustache and wearing a santa claus hat

*<:O)
bozo the clown

*<|:-)
santa claus

*<|:-))
santa claus

*<|:-)>
santa claus

*<|:o)X
clown in full costume including hat and bow tie

*<|<|<|=
christmas tree.

*<|B-3D>---|E
santa claus

*<8-)X
party outfit with hat and bow-tie

*<o'v
user is wearing snow cap (profile)

*\:-)
tam o'shanter

*^_^*
blushing smilie (japanese symbol); cute little girl

*^O
crazy-big-mouth user

*|
for "oh what a beautiful sunset"; user is commenting on the sunset

*|:^)(.)(...)
snowman

*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*
ascii waves

*8-)
beaker (the muppet lab assistant)

*8-I
nerd user

*8=(:
user is a blubbering idiot

*8D
punk wearing glasses.

*C:-#o
wildecker herzbuben (one of them)

*L*
user is blotto (sideways)

*X-I
dead nerd user

+
bouncy with a mohawk

+(:-|
priest (orthodox)

+-
small sword

+-(
smiley, shot between the eyes

+-(:-)
religious leader; the pope

+-:-)
user is the pope or holds some other religious office; priest

+-:-/
religious-undecided user

+-::(@)
religious user using normal glasses and shouting

+-8-(
religious-sad user wearing sunglasses

+-B:p
religious user with sunglasses on head and pointing ; the tongue out

+-X-(
dead-religious user frowning

+:-)
smiley priest

+:-)
smiley priest; priest smiley; priest

+;+
butterfly with propellors

+<#^v
user is knight (profile)

+<(:-)
the pope

+<.'v
knight (profile)

+<:-)
arzt-smiley: smiley ist medizinisch bewandert

+<:-)
peace be upon you, my children; bishop; monk / nun

+<:-|
message from a monk/nun...

+<:-|
message from a monk/nun; the pope

+<||-)
knight

+_+
smiley (sideways)

+{:)
pope

+C:-)
religioeser smiley: etwas religioeses wird angesprochen (papstkappe)

+O:-)
pope

,':-)
that's a really interesting idea!

,*'
bee

,,,^..^,,,
user is a cat peeking over a fence (sideways)

,,,^._.^,,,
cat

,-)
only one eye; winking happy smiley; one eye ... and winking; sammy davis, jr.

,---'---'---'---=@===
fishing rod

,-}
wry and winking

,.'v
short hair (profile)

,:
powerless

,:-)
augenbrauen-2-sm.: linke augenbraue ist abrasiert worden

,:-)
david ogden stiers' toupee; shaved his left eyebrow off this morning

,=;=;=;=;=;=;=O~
centipede

,[]=
cambot, front view (from mst3k)

,`:-C
huh? what's the matter? / what's wrong?

,o'v
user is has short hair (profile)

,o^y
user is smiling while talking (profile)

-
helen keller

- -:-(
punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)

- -:-)
punk rocker

- @=
messages about nuclear war

-(
always should wear safety glasses

-(
always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser ; burn-in room ; user with gouged-out eyes

-(:-)
german soldier from wwi

-(8-:):
indian (american)

-)
cross-eyed; jose feliciano

-)
jose feliciano

-):
le smilie d'avignon

-+
small sword

-+# ~~XO-!-( `<*,^^,--
and sometimes the dragon wins

-+#:)->-< <* `vv`--
the wizard won

-+#:|-|-< <*,^^,--
dragon vs. wizard

-,-
sleepy

-,O,'*
hippo or cow

--
when it's the occasion to bow (japanese symbol)

--(_~:>
mouse

---( 8)
two-button mouse

---( o)
another mouse

---(8:>
mouse

----##
mace

----)====
great sword

----*
morning star

-----
quarterstaff

------(:-)
really tall mohawk

---------
bo staff

--------{}
pole arm

--------8<----m-oo--m---------
cut here in order to spy at the wall

-------|-
sword

------>
spear

---->
bolts

----][
war hammer

----{,_,">
mouse

---...
sos (variant)

---...---
sos (really oso, but retained anyway)

---<---@
rose

---[ #]
mouse

---|===
bastard sword

---9
small hammer

---v
throwing axe

--.
particle man running

--=<>
club

--=============)@@@@@@-o
sword

--==8
battle axe

--~~~=:>[XXXXXXXXX]>
rocket

--m--xx--m--
dead cartoon spying at the wall

--ooo-------ooo--
hanged at the other side of the wall ...

-.-
sleepy

-/-
stirring up trouble

-:
user is upside down with a brick in their mouth

-:
user up-side down with a brick in his mouth

-:)
has mohawk

-:-(
punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)

-:-)
mohawk smiley: smiley hat eine mohawk-frisur

-:-)
user sports a mohawk and admires mr. t

-:-)
user sports a mohawk and admires mr. t; user is a punk rocker; has mohawk

-:-[
mr. t

-<=+
mini-plane

-=
candle (doused to end a flame)

-=
doused candle to end a flame

-=#:-)
wizard

-=*:-)
tex wizard

-==|)-
crossbow

->-
for airline tickets going cheap

->=:-)X
zippy the pinhead

-]
one eye

-|---
dagger; cross

-|----
sword

-|-------
sword

-|===-
short sword

-|====-
sword

-|=====-
long sword

-O
blackjack

-Z-O-O-M-> |=====>
the brb rocket

.
flea; ant

.
particle man

. . . @
snail

.)
sammy davis jr.; a cyclops

.,*~`~*,..,*~`~*,..@
worm

.-(
user should have worn safety glasses

.-)
user has one eye

.-)
user has one eye; user is sammy davis, jr.

.---...
abba fan; sos

.---^---.
long bow

.--^--.
short bow

.-=-.
ufo

.-=o=-.
ufo

.-]
one-eyed smilely

.-~-.-~-.-~
waves

..'...-=...,.o......`o=^o>
car ran over dead child

..-)
only one eye

..-]
one-eyed smiley

...(
wile e. coyote after attempt on road runner's life

...---...
s.o.s.

...---...
s.o.s.

.....+
holy symbol

.......`o=^o> '-=,o
car about to run over dead child

.....`=o=^o> <o^=o'.....
cars fixing to crash

..|._
opposite of a rose

./\.
particle man swordfighting with a flea

.:-)
dschungel-smiley: smiley mit stock durch die haare

.\/
user is a duck (profile)

.^,
looking sideways/happy

._)
user is suffering from lorentz contractions

._.
smiley (sideways)

._/
squashed user

.ooo0
left foot

.oooO
left foot

.V
smiley duck

/'\
mountain

/)/)/)/)/)/)
waves

/*-_-*\
sailor moon from bishoujo senshi sailor moon

/. .\
person looking the edge

/.#(
adolph hitler

///:-)
nest haircut

///\oo/\\\
spider (or some kind of bug)

//O\\
spider

/:-)
gumby; a beret; user is a frenchman

/:-=(
adolph hitler

/:-|
mr. spock

/:>
punk

/;-)
has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow

/\
for camping and backpacking

/\!/\
male lying on his back with legs spread

/\*/\
female lying on her back with legs spread

/\/:/\
user is the mummy

/\^.^/\
woman lying on her back

/\_/\
mountain range

/\_i\o
guy dead from a sword wound

/\o/\
spider

/\oo/\
spider or bat

/^(o.o)^\
bug

/|**|`=
mooo

/~'v'~\
girl with pigtails

/8^{~
user has a lopsided hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee

/O\
user is ducking.

/oo\
male user cringing from an (expected) below the belt blow.

:
particle man jumping up and down really fast

: (
user is a leper

: )
leper; happy face

: - =
adolph hitler

: .)
cindy crawford

: =
beaver smiley

: =)
adolph hitler

:»(
schnupfen-smiley: verfasser ist erkaeltet

:#
screaming

:###)
jimmy durante

:##)
jimmy durante

:#)
drunk smiley

:$)
donald trump

:%)
accountant

:%)%
pickel

:%)%
user has acne

:%)%
user has acne

:&
tongue-tied

:' (
crying

:'(
crying

:')
crying

:'-(
shedding a tear

:'-(
shedding a tear; user is crying; crying; upset

:'-)
user is so happy, s/he is crying; crying with happiness

:'-D
user is laughing so much that they're crying

:'}
richard nixon

:'O
bob hope

:(
sad; sad-turtle smiley; frowning

:(
trauriger spar-sm.: gleich bedeutung wie :-(

:(=)
jimmy carter

:)
lachender spar-sm.: fuer leute die sich kurz fassen wollen.gleich bedeutung wie :-)

:)
midget smile

:)
smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously; happy; midget smiley; cheshire cat smile; happy; salamander; user is a midget; smilie without a nose; normal face; leper

:)%
skateboarder

:))
double-chinned; cheshire cat

:)))
user is real fat

:)-8--<d:
guess; woman performing oral sex on man

:)=
vampire

:)>
basic goatee smiley

:)_______O
drooling man

:)~
drooling

:)~>-8-(:
man performing oral sex on woman

:)~~(:
kiss

:)8-
male

:*
kisses; blowing kisses

:*(@)
drunk user shouting

:*)
clown smiley: - ein "grosse-rote-nase"-smiley

:*)
clowning around

:*)
clowning around; smile with moustache; i'm drunk; user is drunk; ed mcmahon; drunk smiling face; everyman; smilie with the nose of a clown;

:*)
i'm drunk

:*)
smile with moustache (schnurrbart)

:*D
user is drunk and laughing in church for no good reason

:+(
punched nose, hurt

:+)
carl friedrich gauss ; user has big nose; teddy bear smiley

:,(
crying; crying smiley

:,-(
user is crying

:,-D
user is laughing so much that they're crying

:-
male; prolog programmer

:-!
foot in mouth

:-!
foot in mouth; smiley bland face; bland face; malcom mcuser; excited/exclaiming

:-"
pursing lips

:-"
pursing lips; whistling smiley; heavy smoker

:-#
censored

:-#
message concerning something that shouldn't have been said; censored; user wears braces; braces; "my lips are sealed"; mouth zipped; punched in the mouth; talking with braces; blowing a kiss

:-#)
oberlippenbart2 sm.: smiley hat einen bart

:-#|
user with bushy mustache

:-#|
user with bushy mustache; smiley face with bushy mustache; bushy mustache

:-$
geldgieriger sm.: verfasser lechzt nach geld

:-$
message indicating person is ill; put your money where your mouth is; smiley face with it's mouth wired shut; "these braces sure do hurt!"; mouth wired shut; sellout (does not rhyme with zealot!); uncertainty; jewish user

:-$
put your money where your mouth is

:-%
boersen smiley: texter ist bei der boerse

:-%
smiley banker; banker; bearded; talking out of both sides of mouth

:-&
message indicating person is angry; user is tongue tied; smiley which is tongue-tied; perplexed; user eating spaghetti

:-‘
nix-sag-smiley: dem schreiber ist der mund "zugeschnuert"

:-'
smoker; chewing tobacco; user is spitting out chewing tobacco

:-'|
arschkalt-smiley: der texter friert sich einen ab...

:-'|
has a cold

:-(
sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)'; un-smiley; displeasure; sad user; depressed of frowning; "have an ordinary day"

:-(
sad or disappointed face; unhappy; frowning smilie.; boo hoo; drama; "i will start with those you love most"; has read too many 'smiley' articles; mad

:-(
trauriger smiley: er ist ausdruck von trauer ueber das vorher erwaehnte. man drueckt seinen missmut mit ihm aus.

:-(
unhappy / traurig

:-( )
user has had toes stepped on; shocked; "you stepped on my toe"; user is shouting very loud

:-( )
you backed your car over my toe

:-( : -
you call those breasts? i've seen bigger lumps in oatmeal!

:-( : :~
user is an impotent male

:-( :-
impotent (or let down).

:-( :-
user is impotent (or let down)

:-( :-( :-( :-!
taylor caldwell

:-((
al jolson

:-()
user has stubbed toe; negro user; shout; "i stubbed my toe"

:-(*)
about to vomit; that comment made me sick; sick of netnews articles, about to vomit

:-(*)
kotz-smiley: schreiber uebergibt sich gleich

:-(=
user has buck teeth

:-(=)
message about people with big teeth

:-(=)
message from a person with big teeth.; message about people with big teeth; bucktooth smiley; big teeth

:-(>~
i just washed my goatee, and i can't do nuthin' with it

:-(0)
yelling

:-(O)
yelling; mick jagger

:-)
or

:-)
lachender smiley: er ist der wirklich am haeufigsten gebrauchte smiley unter allen. mit ihm deutet man an, dass das geschriebene etwas lustiges oder freundliches ist.manchmal mit einer prise ironie zu verstehen.

:-)
smiley standard; the normal smiling face; user is an orator; happy user; just kidding or happy; i'm a gentleman; user is nosy

:-)
smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously; or ; your basic smiley; ha ha; comedy; willie shoemaker; "we are all, each of us, alone"; happy; humorous

:-) (-:
twins

:-) (-: + :-o o-: + :-Pd-:
users in a kissing sequence

:-) )-:
masking theatrical comments

:-) )-:
masking theatrical comments

:-) ,
outie belly button

:-) ---
john holmes

:-) -:
smilie with an erection.

:-) -:
user has an erection

:-) -^-:
in need of some corrective surgery.

:-) -^-:
user is masturbating

:-) -8
blue balls.

:-) -8
user has blue balls

:-) .
innie belly button

:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ...
manic depressive

:-) : , 8-
user has an outie belly button

:-) : 8-...
user is taking a leak

:-) : 8-^-
user is in need of some corrective surgery

:-) :-( :-) :-(
manic depressive

:-) :-( :-| :-?
edgar cayce

:-) :-) :-)
loud guffaw

:-) :-) :-) :-)
shirley maclaine

:-) :-...
taking a leak.

:-) :-...
user is taking a leak

:-) <
user is a slut

:-) ===8
john holmes

:-) >
user is celibate

:-) >=>
smiley reading a book

:-) 8
dolly parton

:-) 8
dolly parton

:-) 8
dolly parton (partial body)

:-) 8 -
female.

:-)!!!
sam kinnison

:-)##
guy with a beard

:-)##
guy with a beard

:-)'
drooling

:-)(-:
just married!

:-))
doppelkinn-smiley: smiley mit doppelkinn...

:-))
double chin; very happy; al jolson

:-)))
i'm overweight

:-)))
reeeel happy, big smile

:-)))
reeeel happy, big smile; i'm overweight; william conrad

:-))))
this form is often used because of its simplicity. just add more "mouths" to your smiley. the more mouths, the happier your smiley will be.

:-)*
speaks esperanto; user is man with a bowtie

:-)--
98-pound weakling (showing partial body)

:-)-{8
from a big girl

:-)-{8
from a big girl; user is a big girl

:-)-}8
user is a big girl

:-)-8
user is a big girl (partial body)

:-)-O
smiling doctor with stethoscope

:-)...
drool

:-)....
drool

:-)....
drool

:-)/
licking smiley

:-)/ >-<-0
licking smiley with partner

:-)/ >0<0
licking smiley with fat partner

:-)/\(-:
two people swapping spit (tongue wrestling)

:-)/\/\/\/\/\/\/
smiley with extendo froggie tongue for long distance ; licking

:-)/\/\/\/\/\/\/>-<-0
smiley licking a partner who is far away

:-):-):-)
user is guffawing loudly

:-):-*8(-:
user is having sex

:-)<////>
guy with a bad tie on

:-)=
smilie with beard

:-)==
arnold schwarzenegger

:-)===
i'm a giraffe; arnold schwarzenegger

:-)>-
goatee; a tie

:-)>-o
user is a doctor with stethoscope

:-)\
licking smiley (alternate for tongue action)

:-)`
smiley with a dimple

:-)|
user is out on the town

:-)}
has goatee/beard

:-)~
user drools; drooling

:-)~~~
another drool

:-)~~~
drool

:-)3
user is a big girl

:-)8
well dressed

:-)8
well dressed; man with bowtie; thespian

:-)8---
tuxedo

:-)8<
big girl smiley; user is a big girl

:-)8>
tuxedo

:-)B
user with large breasts; user is a big girl

:-)I
user on the town

:-)J
surfer

:-)K-
user is wearing shirt and tie

:-)O
user is a very messed up girl

:-)o-
tie

:-)o->
suit and tie

:-)x
user wears a bow tie

:-)X
wearing a bowtie; sen. paul simon

:-)x===>
tie

:-)x>
tuxedo

:-*
kiss...; oooops (covering mouth with hand); user just ate a sour pickle; user just ate something sour; smiley after eating something bitter; after eating something bitter or sour; star-tled; blowing a kiss

:-*
kuss smiley: smiley kuesst jemanden

:-*
oooops (covering mouth with hand)

:-*
saurer-smiley: texter hat grade was saures gegessen

:-*
user just ate a sour pickle

:-*)
mustache variation

:-*|
user with moustache

:-+
too much lipstick; exhausted

:-,
smirks

:-,
smirks; "hmmmm."; smirking; blank with cigarette or cigar

:--)
jamie farr (klinger from m*a*s*h)

:------------)
big liar

:----}
pinocchio; you lie like pinocchio

:--]
robot

:-.
user has 'no comment'; wispering/talking quietly.

:-.)
madonna; marilyn monroe; cindy crawford

:-...
heart-broken

:-/
mccoy

:-/
mccoy; user is skeptical; lefty undecided smiley; retarded user; mixed/apprenhensive

:-/
skeptisch-smiley: dem texter gefaellt etwas nicht so gut.

:-:
mutanten smiley: schreiber mutiert

:-:
user is mutant

:-:
user is mutant; mutant smiley; mutant; toothless; ; the invisible smilie; smiley invisible man; ghost smiley in invisible state; here's the boat i lost

:-<
forlorn

:-<
forlorn; real sad smiley; walrus smiley; frowning; moustache; amazed; mad/upset; vampire; dog

:-<
schreck-smiley: der schreiber ist erschrocken, als er das gelesen hat . ( starker ausdrucks-smiley )

:-<)
happy moustache man

:-<>
mccoy

:-=(
adolph hitler

:-=)
adolph hitler; older user with mustache

:-=)
oberlippenbart3 sm.: smiley hat einen kleinen bart

:-=)
older user with mustache (schnurrbart)

:-=|
adolph hitler

:->
alternate happy face

:->
alternate happy face; user just made a really biting sarcastic remark.; hey hey; sarcastic smiley; biting sarcastic face; deformed lips; happy; yet another smiley

:->
smug; user just made a really devilish remark; very glad/pleased/very happy; leer; grin; smiley walrus

:->
zyniker-smiley: zynische bemerkung ueber das empfangene

:->-<
thief -- hands up!

:->X==|
smiley formal wear; formal wear

:-?
licking your lips

:-?
licking your lips; user smokes a pipe; smiley smoking a pipe; smoking a pipe; tongue in cheek; user with a fetish for blue oyster cult; puzzled/questioning; jean chretien's face; speaks like a politician; "mais que voulez-vous?" (i can't help)

:-?
pfeifen-smiley: schreiber raucht eine pfeife

:-@
user is screaming; smiley face screaming; it's true, i swear; beard has permanent wave or drawn by picasso; extremely angry; swearing; user about to barf; barking / tounge lashing; tongue ring

:-@%$#
user is swearing

:-[
user is a vampire; un-smiley blockhead; vampire smiley; biting criticism; blockhead; pouting; sarcastic; count dracula; bad mood/grumpy; severe displeasure;

:-[
verdrossender sm.: nicht besonders gluecklich ueber den text

:-[#]
smilie with braces; eating

:-[]
bruell-smiley: lautstarke aeusserung des texters

:-[]
robot face

:-[x>
count dracula

:-\
popeye smiling face, for people who look like popeye

:-\
popeye smiling face; undecided smiley; user is very sad; thinking; skeptical

:-\ : 8o
user after a cold shower

:-\ 8o
after a cold shower

:-\ 8o
user after a cold shower

:-]
grinsender smiley: der schreiber lacht haemisch oder veraeppelt den empfaenger

:-]
smiley blockhead; biting sarcasm; blockhead; sarcastic; smilie with straight smile; obnoxious user; good mood/grinning; grim smile

:-`
smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco; spitting out chewing tobacco

:-{
count dracula

:-{
count dracula; smiley variation on a theme; mustache; user sad matthew; alternate sad face

:-{
trauer-smiley: auch trauer ausdrueckend, nicht so stark wie :-(

:-{ -__-:
after slamming the toilet seat

:-{ -__-:
user after slamming the toilet seat

:-{#}
from a person with braces; messages teasing people about their braces; user is sick of messages teasing people about their braces

:-{#}
messages teasing people about their braces

:-{)
oberlippenbart sm.: smiley hat einen schnurrbart

:-{)
user has a mustache; moustache; normal smiling face with a moustache; happy with mustache

:-{)}
commander riker

:-{)}
commander riker

:-{}
lippenstift-sm.: smiley tragt lippenstift

:-{}
user wears lipstick; smiley wears lipstick; heavy lipstick; mick jagger; big mouth

:-{~
user has read too many toilet paper articles previous to lunch

:-{8
user is very unhappy with the results of her breast implant; surgery

:-|
disgusted

:-|
disgusted; man playing an harmonica; "have an ordinary day" smiley; user is having an ordinary day; grim; no expression; no expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'; dead face; blank look; smiley monkey

:-|
man playing an harmonica

:-| :-|
deja' vu

:-| 8( )-
pregnant female.

:-|,
quiet / hushed / not talking / zipped shut

:-|:-|
deja' vu

:-||
angry

:-|K-
formal message; user is formally attired; evening dress

:-}
crooked smile

:-}
crooked smile; smiley variation on a theme; beard; "thish wine tashted pretty good"; fiendish grin; lipstick; normal smiling face with pretty lips; wears lipstick or some other lip appearance improving device

:-}
schmunzelnder sm.: der text ist kurios, aber erfreulich, auch freude ausdrueckend, aber nicht so stark wie :-)

:-}
user has had a little too much to drink; smilie with a curly smile; user happy matthew; ironic smile; user is leering

:-} -oo-:
taking matters into hand.

:-} -oo-:
user is taking matters into hand

:-} : =M8
user is taking matters into his own hand

:-}====8
user is giving or receiving oral sex

:-}X
bow tie-wearing smiley

:-~)
user has a cold

:-0
no yelling! (quiet lab); orator; smiley orator; user can't find shift key

:-0
ruhe-smiley: ermahnt alle, ruhig zu sein

:-0===8
oh yeah? i bet that you...

:-1
smirks

:-1
smirks; smiley bland face; bland face

:-3
handlebar mustache smiley

:-6
smiley after eating something sour; smiley after eating something spicy

:-6
zunge-raus-smiley

:-7
das-war-nix-sm.: der vorhergehende text war nix

:-7
user after a wry statement

:-7
user after a wry statement; user just made a wry statement; smiley after a wry statement; smirking smiley; smokes a pipe; talking out of side of mouth; wry face

:-8
talking out both sides of your mouth; i just ate a pickle

:-8(
condescending stare

:-8p
dizzy gillespie (puffed cheeks and trumpet)

:-9
licking his / her lips; smiley licking its lips

:-9
schmatz-smiley: dem texter hat das essen "gemundet"

:-a
lefty smilely touching tongue to nose

:-â
hakenzahn-smiley: smiley mit einem haken-zahn

:-ä
vampir-smiley: smiley ist ein vampir ( zaehne )

:-å
sabber-smiley: der smiley sabbert

:-B
drooling (or overbite); user is david letterman (gap-toothed smile); buttmouth user

:-b
left-pointing tongue smiley; "i have a longer tongue than gene simmons, only it is cloven"; user is sticking out tongue

:-bill
zydeco bill, with harmonica in mouth and washboard on chest

:-c
real unhappy; bummed out smiley

:-C
unbelieving (jaw dropped); user is really bummed; real unhappy smiley; dracula user; count dracula

:-C===8
user is giving or receiving a blowjob

:-D
big mouth

:-D
lachender smiley: breites lachen, stark erfreut ueber das gehoerte staerker als :-) aber nicht sooft benutzt

:-d
lefty smiley razzing you; said with a smile; user is making razzbery ththtpppttt; user is sticking out their tongue

:-D
wider happy face (or minstrel singers); big mouth; user is laughing (at you!); big smile; said with a smile; talking too much; user is a blabber mouth; laugh-happy user; comedy

:-D*
user is lughing so much they don't realize that there's a; spider hanging from their lip

:-d~
smokes heavily

:-E
bucktoothed vampire; has major dental problems

:-e
disappointed smiley; disappointed

:-E
zaehne-1-smiley: der schreiber hat hervorstehende zaehne

:-f
bleahhh (sticking tongue out)

:-f
bleahhh (sticking tongue out); sticking tongue out

:-F
bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-F
zaehne-2-smiley: dem schreiber fehlt ein zahn

:-G-
smoking cigarettes

:-G-~
user is smoking cigarettes

:-h
user with forked tongue

:-I
hmm...-smiley: verfasser ueberlegt angestrengt

:-I
indifferent smilie.; hmm; indifferent; thinking; poker face; it's something, but i don't know what...; user without a sense of humor; angry

:-I
it's something, but i don't know what....

:-i
semi-smiley

:-i
semi-smiley; user is half smiling; smoking

:-í
verbots-smiley: dem smiley ist es verboten worden, dies zu sagen

:-j
left smiling smilely; user has a crooked smile; smoking and smiling

:-J
tongue in cheek; tongue-in-cheek comments; surfer

:-J
tongue-in-cheek comments

:-J
vielleicht..-sm.: texter ueberlegt es sich

:-k
user is biting his/her lip

:-L
blank with cigarette or pipe

:-l
yet another smiley; user is almost smiling

:-L
zaehne-3-smiley: texter hat nur noch einen zahn

:-L]
dentist