07/12/2000 3.03.59

this is sort of a collection of abbs found all around the net. i am putting here just for finding them easily :)


$0.02
throwing in your two cents' worth

<!>
an important part of a message

<?>
one part of the message contains a questionable item

<ahem>
clearing your throat just before saying something controversial

<bg>
big grin

<dg>
devilish grin

<eg>
evil grin

<g,d&r>
grinning, ducking & running

<g>
grin

<gd&r>
grinning, ducking, and running! (uncommon)

<gg>
big grin (etc.)

<ig>
impish grin

<s>
smiling

<sp?>
word/name/phrase probably contains a spelling error

<ss>
big smile (etc.)

[s]
smiling sarcastically

aamof
as a matter of fact (very rare)

abk.
abkürzung (german)

adn
any day now

afaic
as far as i'm concerned

afaik
as far as i know

afk
away from keyboard

aisi
as i see it

aka
also known as

amf
goodbye (adios mutha-......)

anfawfos
and now for a word from our sponsor

anfscd
and now for something completely different...

apa
amateur

as
on another subject

asafp
as soon as friggin' possible

asap
as soon as possible

atsl
along the same line

awgthtgtata
are we going to have to go through all this again?

awgthtgtta
are we going to have to go through this again?

awhfy
are we having fun yet?

ayor
at your own risc

b4
before

b4n
bye for now

bad
broken as designed

bbiab
be back in a bit

bbl
be back later

bbr
burnt beyond repair

bbs
bulletin board system

bcnu
be seein' you! (saying goodbye)

bfhd
big fat hairy deal (a la garfield the cat) (very rare)

bfn
bye for now

bion
believe it or not

bmtipg
brilliant minds think in parallel gutters

bnf
backus-naur-form

bnf
big name fan

bot
back on topic

brb
be right back (typically used when leaving briefly during a conference)

brs
big red switch

bta
but then again (in response to iow)

btaim
be that as it may

bthom
beats the hell outta me!

btobd
be there or be dead

btsoom
beats the shit out of me

btw
by the way

btwbo
be there with bells on

bwq
buzz word quotient

bzgl.
bezglich

bzw.
beziehungsweise

cadet
can't add, doesn't even try

ci$
compuserve information system

co
conference

cp
copy protection

cpp
c plus plus

cpu
central processor unit

crpg
character (or computer) role playing game

crt
cathode ray tube

cu
see you

cu2
see you too

cua
commonly used acronym(s) or common user access

cul
catch you later

cul
see you later

cul8r
see you later

cwyl
chat with you later

cya
cover your ass

ddd
direct distance dial

diik
damned / darn if i know

dilligad
do i look like i give a darn?!

dilligaf
do i look like i give a [*censored*]!

dl or d/l
download (transmit to you)

dnpm
darn near p***ed myself

dtrt
do the right thing

dumped
involuntary victim of a carrier loss.

dv
datenverarbeitung

dv
desqview

dwimc
do what i mean, correctly

dwimnwis
do what i mean, not what i say

ebnf
extended backus-naur-form

edv
elektronische datenverarbeitung

eod
end of discussion (ende der debatte)

eof
end of file

eol
end of lecture

eot
end of thread

esad
eat s... and die

etla
extended three letter acronym

evtl.
eventuell

faq
faq = frequently asked questions (haeufig gestellte fragen)

faq
frequently asked question

fb
files busy

fcfs
first come, first served

fd
floppy disk

fd
frontdoor

fdc
floppy drive controller

fdd
floppy disk drive

ffrd
flying freep in a rolling donut (i don't give a...)

fiawol
fandom is a way of life

fijagh
fandom is just a goddamn hobby

fimd
foot-in-mouth disease (open mouth,insert foot,echo

fish
first in, still here

fitb
fill in the blank

fn
funktion

foaf
friend of a friend

fred
flaming ridiculous electronic device

ftasb
faster than a speeding bullet

ftf
face to face

ftl
faster than light

fu
[fouled] up

fubar
f***ed up beyond all repair

fubar
fouled up beyond all recognition (also as foobar or - as a filename: foo.bar

fubar
fouled up beyond all repair

fubb
fouled up beyond belief

fud
(spreading) fear, uncertainty, and disinformation

furtb
full up ready to burst (about hard disk drives!)

fwiw
for what it's worth

fyi
for your information

g,d&r
grinning, ducking, and running

g,d&rf
grinning, ducking and running fast!

g,d&rvvf
grinning, ducking and running very very fast

ga
go ahead

gd&r
grinning, ducking & running

gdw
grin, duck and weave

gfr
grim file reaper (pervasive data destroyer)

ggc
goo goo cluster (cause zits & intestinal blockage)

gigo
garbage in, garbage out

gigo
garbage in, gospel out (people accepting blindly what the computer says)

giwist
gee, i wish i'd said that

glgh
good luck and good hunting

gmafb
give me a freeping break

gmta
great minds think alike

gnu
gnu is not unix

gnu
gnu not unix

go
get off

gowi
get on with it

gp,f
go puke, fast!

gpf
general protection fault (old uae, new name!)

gr&d
grinning, running, & ducking

grok
as in "i grok" means thorough understanding. from r.a. heinlein

gui
graphical user interface

hak
hugs and kisses

hd
hard disk

hdc
hard disk controller

hdd
hard disk drive

hho 1/2 k
ha, ha, only half kidding

hhok
ha, ha, only kidding

hhtyay
happy holidays to you and yours

hsik
how should i know (sometime htfsik)

hth
hope this helps

hth
hope this helps!

hua
heads up, ace

iaaa
i am an accountant

iaal
i am a lawyer

iac
in any case

iae
in any event

ianaa
i am not an accountant

ianal
i am not a lawyer

ianal
i am not a lawyer (also ianaxxx, such as ianacpa)

iaps
i am pretty sure

ibtd
i beg to differ

ic
i see (ich verstehe)

iiabdfi
if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

iitywimwybmad
if i tell you what it means will you buy me a drink?

iitywtmwykm
if i tell you what this means will you kiss me?

iiwm
if it were me (mine)

ilshibamf
i laughed so hard i broke all my furniture!

imao
in my arrogant opinion

imco
in my considered opinion

imco
in my considered opinion

ime
in my experience

imho
in my humble opinion

imho
in my humble opinion

imho
in my humble opinion [the speaker is never humble] (meiner bescheidenen meinung nach)

imnsho
in my not so humble opinion

imo
in my opinion

imo
in my opinion (meiner meinung nach)

impov
in my point of view

inpo
in no particular order

iou
i owe you... (ich schulde dir...)

iow
in other words

isbab
i should have bought a book

isr
interrupt service routine

istr
i seem to recall

itfa
in the final analysis

itmss
i take myself so seriously (ich nehme mich selbst zu ernst)

itsfwi
if the shoe fits, wear it

iwbni
if would be nice if

iyfeg
insert your favourite ethnic group

iyfxxx
insert your favorite xxx (xxx e.g. ethnic minority in jokes)

jam
just a moment

jas
just a second

jaws
just another windows shell

jic
just in case

jsnm
just stark naked magic

kbd
keyboard

khyf
know how you feel

kiss
keep it simple, stupid (um es kurz zu fassen: echt bl”d)

kma
kiss my arm (shouldn't be used online...)

l8r
later

lab&tyd
life's a bitch & then you die.

labatyd
life's a bitch and then you die

lagnaf
let's all get naked and [*censored*]

ld
long distance

lib
library

llta
lots and lots of thunderous (or thundering) applause

lmao
laughing my arm off

lol
lots of luck or laughing out loud

ltip
laughing til' i puke

ltnt
long time, no type

lurker
someone who reads, and "listens in" on discussions without participating or contributing to libraries.

mc
machine code

mhoty
my hat's off to you

mla
multiple letter acronym

mof
matter of fact

moss
members of the same sex

motas
member of the appropriate sex

moth
humorous collectibles forum variation on member of the month

motm
member of the month

motos
member of the opposite sex

motss
member of the same sex

msc
microsoft c

msg
message

mtbf
mean time between failure

mtfbwy
may the force be with you

myob
mind your own business

n/a
not applicable

navy
never again volunteer yourself

nbd
no big deal

nbfd
no big f***ing deal

nfg
no freeping good

nfi
no friggin' idea

nfw
no [bleeping] way

nfw
no freeping way

nfw
no friggin' way!!

nih
not invented here (very common at microsoft)

nimby
not in my back yard

nino
no input, no output

nino
nothing in, nothing out

noyb
none of your business

nqa
no questions asked

nrn
no reply necessary

ntim
not that it matters

ntimm
not that it matters much

ntw
not to worry

ntymi
now that you mention it

nui
network user identification

oatus
on a totally unrelated subject

oaus
on an unrelated subject

obj
objekt

obli
obligatorischer (=verpflichtender) on-topic anteil einer message (sehr verbreitet in der jokes.ger)

obtw
oh, by the way

ofs
offset

oftpathirio
oh f*** this place and the horse it rode in on!

oic
oh, i see!

onna
oh no, not again

onnta
oh no, not this again

ootb
out of the box (brand new)

ootc
obligatory on-topic comment

op
operator

otf
on the floor

otl
out to lunch

otoh
on the other hand

otooh
on the other other hand

otth
on the third hand

ottomh
off the top of my head

owtte
or words to that effect

oz
australia

pabg
packing a big gun

pbm
play by mail (games)

pdn
public data network

pfm
pure f***ing magic

pita
pain in the [...]

pita
pain in the a**

pita
pain in the anatomy

plokta
press lots of keys to abort

pmbi
pardon my butting in

pmfbi
pardon me for butting in

pmfji
pardon me for jumping in

pmigbom
put mind in gear, before opening mouth

pmji
pardon my jumping in

posslq
person of opposite sex sharing living quarters

pots
plain old telephone service

pov
point of view

ppn
programmer project number; currently known as userid

ppp
petty pet peeve

pppp
previous paragraph was polemical position

pptspahs
please pass the salt, pepper and hot sauce...used when

press
association

prgm
program

proc
procedure

ps
postscript / post scriptum

ptr
pointer

qp
quick pascal

raebnc
read and enjoyed, but no comment (an apaabbreviation)

rfd
request for discussion

rhip
rank has its privileges

rlco
real life conference

rna
ring, no answer

rof,l
rolling on floor, laughing

roflastc
rolling on floor laughing and scaring the cat!

roflgo
rolling on floor laughing guts out!

roflmao
rolling on floor laughing my a** off

rotf
rolling on the floor

rotfl
rolling on the floor laughing

rotflahms
rolling on the floor laughing and holding my sides

rotflmao
rolling on the floor laughing my a** off

rotfltc
rolling on the floor, licking the glue

rpg
role playing games

rrq
return receipt request (empfangsbest„tigung)

rsn
real soon now (which may be a long time coming)

rtff
read that fucking (faqing, fine, freaking or whatever) faq

rtfm
read the fucking manual!

rtfma
read the friggin' manual, again

rtl
run time library

rtwfq
read the whole friggin' question (a pers triv fave)

ryfm
read your fucking manual!

rys
read your screen

sapfu
surpassing all previous 'foul' ups

scnr
sorry, couldn't resist

seg
segment

sf
science fiction or speculative fantasy

sfla
stupid four letter acronym

sics
sitting in chair snickering

sig
signature

sig
special interest group

sitd
still in the dark

slm
see last mail

smop
small matter of programming

snafu
situation normal, all fucked / fouled up

snailmail
the u.s. postal service

so
significant other

sogotp
sh*t or get off the pot

soi
stunk on ice

sol
s*** out of luck

sos
same old stuff

sow
speaking of which

ssdd
same stuff, different day

sufid
screwing up face in disgust

swag
super wild a** guess

swmbo
she who must be obeyed

sysop
system operator, person who runs the bbs/forum

taf
that's all, folks !

tafn
thats all for now

tanj
there ain't no justice (niven)

tanstaafl
there ain't no such thing as a free lunch

tarfu
things are _really_ fouled up

tbyb
try before you buy

tdm
too dang many

tfs
thre finger salute (ctl-alt-del)

tfthaot
thanx for the help ahead of time

tftt
thanks for the thought

tgal
think globally, act locally

tgif
thank god its friday

thanx
thanks

thread
a series of messages or conversations that follow a single thought or topic.

thx
thanks

tia
thanks in advance

tic
tongue in cheek

tinwis
that is not what i said

tla
three letter acronym (now surpassed by mla)

tm
thread mangler

tnstaafl
there's no such thing as a free lunch

tnx
thanks

tobal
there oughta be a law

tobg
this oughta be good

tot
turbo object toolkit, nachfolger von ttt

tp
turbo-pascal

tptb
the powers that be

trdmc
tears running down my cheeks

tsjd
texas size jelly donut

tsr
terminate and stay resident program

tsr
totally stupid rules

ttbomk
to the best of my knowledge

ttfn
ta ta for now

ttl4n
thats the lot for now

ttt
technojocks turbo toolkit

ttul
talk to you later

ttyawfn
talk to you a while from now

ttyl
talk/type to you later

tv
turbo-vision

tyclo
turn your caps lock off (quit shouting)

tyvm
thank you very much

u.ae.
und aehnlich

u.u.
unter umstaenden

uae
unrecoverable application error (now surpassed by gpf)

ul or u/l
upload

uncle
unified nuclear coalition of latvian emigrants

utsl
use the source, luke!

w/o
without

w4w
word for windows

waef
when all else fails

wag
wild a** guess

wdymbt
what do (or did) you mean by that?

we
wochenende

wgas
who gives a [*censored*]?!

wibamu
well, i'll be a monkey's uncle

wimp
windows, icons, mouse, pointing

wizop
wizard sysop; the primary forum administrator for a forum

wmmows
wash my mouth out with soap!

wnohgb
where no one has gone before

woa
work of art

woftam
waste of flaming time and money

wt
without thinking

wtf
what the f***

wtfdik
what the freep do i know

wtfzdn
what the fuckk zit doin' now?

wth
what the heck

wttm
without thinking too much

wygiwypf
what you get is what you pay for

wylaboctgwtr
would you like a bowl of cream to go with that remark?

wylasomwtc
would you like a saucer of milk with that comment?

wysbygi
what you see before you get it

wysiwyg
what you see is what you get

yads
yet another dos shell

yaotm
yet another off-topic message

yaxxx
yet another xxx

yglt
you're gonna love this ...

ykyarw
you know you're a redneck when==


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